So.

Friday Night.

Hall-O-Scream.

Almost peed myself a couple times....

For those of you who do not live in the Sunshine State...

*puts on glasses, clears throat, assumes the 'teaching time' position* Ever year since 2000, Bush Gardens (located in Tampa, Fl.) hosts Hall-O-Scream. This event begins at 7:30 and lasts far into the night and early morning (2-4 AM ish). This event is designed to scare the living shit out of you. There are over five different Haunted Houses, all with different theme (D.E.D Delta Epsilon Delta- a sorority house that literally tortures guys, Taste of Blood- vampires in the subway, 13- a motorcycle gang, Reconstruction- everything that can go wrong in a hospital, Nightly Toy Shop- creepy little dolls that want to eat your brains, just to name a few). Along with these Houses, there are also 'Scare Zones' peppered throughout the park, filled with werewolves and mummies and knife-wielding psychos, banshees on skates, moving statues, attack shrubs and the like.

*throws the glasses off and jumps up* IT WAS TERRIFYING I TELL YOU!!!

.....*sits back down*

6:45
We get there. (We being myself, J, K, and B. Four girls in a haunted theme park, what, oh what, could go wrong? )

7:00
We find the bathroom. (J and I had to pee the whole hour and a half trip up to Tampa, every bump was a frontal attack on my bladder! D: )

7:15
We go on Gwazi Lion. Whoo rides!!

7:22
We pass our first scare zone, it's not 7:30, so no one is hiding yet, we scream and run anyways.

7:30
We go on Shekra, twice. In the front row. Hot damn. I'm an adrenaline junkie! (Oh no, crap, it's 7:30, people now officially want to kill us!)

8:00
Entered D.E.D. B first, clung onto by K, clung onto by J, clung onto by me, followed by some big Southern guy who promised to punch people out for me. (When I said promise? He said 'ayuh'. It felt like I had Slugger right there the whole time. <3) I don't remember much except for mindless screaming and two scenes: We walked into a tiny room, a girl is petting a boys head, normal, until you realize it's just his upper half, spine hangin' out, and his legs are across the room, hung up by the ankles.. WIGGLING. And, a guy in a tiny cage, grabbing at my pants, begging for me to help, until he gets pulled back through a trap in the wall and the girls start to giggle.

After that we went through our first scare zone, getting attacked by the guys with shovels, aiming for out feet and making sparks, mummies and an old fat guy telling us it's 'all madness now'.

9:15
Went to see FIENDS; a hilarious show with Dr. Frankenstein and his naughty nurses, (Oh were they hoooooooooooot.~) Igor was SO perverted and the whole show was frekkin' hilarious. XD Thriller, the Monster Mash, Time Warp, all the goodies~

9:45
DANCE PARTY!! After this, I lost track of time.

We went into Taste of Blood. Before you even walk in, a guy is like HEY! and you're like AHH! Again, I don't remember much except mindless screaming, people clawing at my feet. Oh, and silly J made eye contact with one of the creepy vampire dudes (who looked oddly like Graverobber) (stupid stupid J), so he followed through the 30 feet of strobe lights going 'what's a matter girlies~'. Then, when we were running out, a dude jumped out and was like 'AHAHAHA YOU THINK YOU'RE LEAVING!?!?!' but he did leave, eventually.

At one point, we sat down to calm down a bit, and one of the actors from Taste of Blood snuck up behind J and growled in her ear and she FREAKED. XD

After that, K and I went on the Phenix, then we went on Kumba. Whoo more rides!

One of the scariest part of the night (I don't know WHY), was when we were walking through a small scare zone, just with three statues. They were REALLY tall and had GLOWING red eyes. and we made it past without them jumping at us, but when I looked back, one was staring RIGHT AT ME. So I screamed and went 'IT'S STARING AT US!!', but they thought I said it was chasing us, so we screamed and ran.....

Wow, lots of screaming.

Then we made our way to Montu and got attacked by those sexy skater guys. Damn they were hooooot~ <3 I wanted to let them know J had a bag of condoms in her car, just to see if they would react, but she hit me. D:

Oh, and I also got attacked by a pig-masked janitor and a baby doll. O___o

Montu was frikkin' AWESOME in the dark.

The lines to all the rides were pretty damn short!

Then, as we were coming back, J wanted to go into Reconstruction, but as a Nursing student, I decided I did NOT want to scream every time I walked into the Hospital for my clinicals. And J was sad, but then a sexy Australian said he would go in with her. And J was happy. But he turned out to be a jerk and left her alone. And J was said again.

ANOTHER DANCE PARTY!

And then we were tired and got our stuffs and went home.

We got to the car at 12:30. I walked in my door at 2:30.

I fell asleep at 3:00.

The next morning I sounded like a pre-pubescent boy and my nerves were still so shot that when we walked into Home Depot and Santa started to dance, I screamed and clung onto my father.


THE END!

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