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Sweet Mother of All That is Holy

Sun Nov 1, 2009, 12:20 PM
So.

Friday Night.

Hall-O-Scream.

Almost peed myself a couple times....

For those of you who do not live in the Sunshine State...

*puts on glasses, clears throat, assumes the 'teaching time' position* Ever year since 2000, Bush Gardens (located in Tampa, Fl.) hosts Hall-O-Scream. This event begins at 7:30 and lasts far into the night and early morning (2-4 AM ish). This event is designed to scare the living shit out of you. There are over five different Haunted Houses, all with different theme (D.E.D Delta Epsilon Delta- a sorority house that literally tortures guys, Taste of Blood- vampires in the subway, 13- a motorcycle gang, Reconstruction- everything that can go wrong in a hospital, Nightly Toy Shop- creepy little dolls that want to eat your brains, just to name a few). Along with these Houses, there are also 'Scare Zones' peppered throughout the park, filled with werewolves and mummies and knife-wielding psychos, banshees on skates, moving statues, attack shrubs and the like.

*throws the glasses off and jumps up* IT WAS TERRIFYING I TELL YOU!!!

.....*sits back down*

6:45
We get there. (We being myself, J, K, and B. Four girls in a haunted theme park, what, oh what, could go wrong? =D)

7:00
We find the bathroom. (J and I had to pee the whole hour and a half trip up to Tampa, every bump was a frontal attack on my bladder! D: )

7:15
We go on Gwazi Lion. Whoo rides!!

7:22
We pass our first scare zone, it's not 7:30, so no one is hiding yet, we scream and run anyways.

7:30
We go on Shekra, twice. In the front row. Hot damn. I'm an adrenaline junkie! =D (Oh no, crap, it's 7:30, people now officially want to kill us!)

8:00
Entered D.E.D. B first, clung onto by K, clung onto by J, clung onto by me, followed by some big Southern guy who promised to punch people out for me. (When I said promise? He said 'ayuh'. It felt like I had Slugger right there the whole time. <3) I don't remember much except for mindless screaming and two scenes: We walked into a tiny room, a girl is petting a boys head, normal, until you realize it's just his upper half, spine hangin' out, and his legs are across the room, hung up by the ankles.. WIGGLING. And, a guy in a tiny cage, grabbing at my pants, begging for me to help, until he gets pulled back through a trap in the wall and the girls start to giggle.

After that we went through our first scare zone, getting attacked by the guys with shovels, aiming for out feet and making sparks, mummies and an old fat guy telling us it's 'all madness now'.

9:15
Went to see FIENDS; a hilarious show with Dr. Frankenstein and his naughty nurses, (Oh were they hoooooooooooot.~) Igor was SO perverted and the whole show was frekkin' hilarious. XD Thriller, the Monster Mash, Time Warp, all the goodies~

9:45
DANCE PARTY!! After this, I lost track of time.

We went into Taste of Blood. Before you even walk in, a guy is like HEY! and you're like AHH! Again, I don't remember much except mindless screaming, people clawing at my feet. Oh, and silly J made eye contact with one of the creepy vampire dudes (who looked oddly like Graverobber) (stupid stupid J), so he followed through the 30 feet of strobe lights going 'what's a matter girlies~'. Then, when we were running out, a dude jumped out and was like 'AHAHAHA YOU THINK YOU'RE LEAVING!?!?!' but he did leave, eventually.

At one point, we sat down to calm down a bit, and one of the actors from Taste of Blood snuck up behind J and growled in her ear and she FREAKED. XD

After that, K and I went on the Phenix, then we went on Kumba. Whoo more rides! =D

One of the scariest part of the night (I don't know WHY), was when we were walking through a small scare zone, just with three statues. They were REALLY tall and had GLOWING red eyes. and we made it past without them jumping at us, but when I looked back, one was staring RIGHT AT ME. So I screamed and went 'IT'S STARING AT US!!', but they thought I said it was chasing us, so we screamed and ran.....

Wow, lots of screaming.

Then we made our way to Montu and got attacked by those sexy skater guys. Damn they were hooooot~ <3 I wanted to let them know J had a bag of condoms in her car, just to see if they would react, but she hit me. D:

Oh, and I also got attacked by a pig-masked janitor and a baby doll. O___o

Montu was frikkin' AWESOME in the dark.

The lines to all the rides were pretty damn short!

Then, as we were coming back, J wanted to go into Reconstruction, but as a Nursing student, I decided I did NOT want to scream every time I walked into the Hospital for my clinicals. And J was sad, but then a sexy Australian said he would go in with her. And J was happy. But he turned out to be a jerk and left her alone. And J was said again.

ANOTHER DANCE PARTY!

And then we were tired and got our stuffs and went home.

We got to the car at 12:30. I walked in my door at 2:30.

I fell asleep at 3:00.

The next morning I sounded like a pre-pubescent boy and my nerves were still so shot that when we walked into Home Depot and Santa started to dance, I screamed and clung onto my father.


THE END!

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The Love of My Life:
:iconwhitewolfiris:

Mah Ttl BFF :B Who pwns all yer @$$es!!!
:iconkrish-un:

Clubs I Doth Be In:
:iconorg-outcasts: Superior Paxvel
:iconblackorderfc: Scientist Zigfred Hamilton
:iconorganizationdlv: Enforcer Enxell and Associate Ex
:iconorg-buntai: Noob Amixx

  • Mood: Hysterical
  • Listening to: I Know You Want Me
  • Reading: MSN
  • Watching: My HD Screen
  • Playing: With My Computer
  • Eating: Tatter Tots
  • Drinking: Water

Lifeline

Mon Aug 17, 2009, 3:51 PM
Instructions:
Put your music player on random. Post the first line (or so, some are hard) from the first 30 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song. Post and let everyone you know guess what SONG AND ARTIST the lines come from. Strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly (No lyric hunting! That is cheating!). After doing the 1st - 30th, listen to one more random song and post it as your title.

1. In a little cafe, just the other side of the border, she was sitting there giving me looks that made my mouth water
2. It starts with one, one thing, I don't know why, it doesn't even matter how hard you try Shay
3. I can't feel nothing at all Shay
4. We L-I-K-E C-A-R-S, the cars that go boom, boom
5. Everybody, rock your body, everybody, rock your body right
6. What's amatter with the clothes I'm wearing? Can't you tell that yer tie's too white?
7. Your bottle's almost empty, you know this can't go on, because of you my mind is always racing
8. I had visions, I was in them, I was looking into the mirror, to see a little bit clearer, the rotten-ness and evil in me Shay
9. If you see a faded sign on the side of the road that says 15 miles to the- Shay
10. It's funny how a man only thinks about the -beep- Shay
11. How much do we get? Boy, it's not very much at all, is it? Never say never, Princeton! Krish
12. Love is a many splendid thing! Love- lifts us up where we belong! All you need is love! Please don't start that again! Shay
13. I am the candy man, coming from boucey land. Shay
14. Hard days made me, hard nights shaped me, I don't know they somehow saved me Krish
15. Strumming my pain with his fingers, singing my life with his words
16. Kimi wa seijitsu na moralist, kirei na yubi de boku wo nazoru
17. I want a normal life, just like a new born child, I am a lover hater, I am an instigator
18. Hey little cookie take a walk my way, I'd like to hear what you have to say
19. On the ground I lay, motionless in pain, I can see my life flashing before my eyes
20. They say they don't trust you, me, we, us, so we'll fall, if we must
21. Hey dad, I'm writing to you, not to tell you, that I still hate you, just to ask you how you feel
22. I hate feeling like this, I'm so tired of trying to fight this, I'm asleep and all I dream of is waking to you Krish
23. Take a photograph, it'll be the last, not a dollar or a crowd could ever keep me here, I don't have a past, I just have a chance
24. I sit and think about the day that you're gonna die, 'cause your wrinkled eyes betrayed the joy with which you smiled Shay
25. Lying in my bed I hear the clock tick and think of you, caught up in circles confusion is nothing new
26. Well, I walk into the room, passing out 100 dollar bills, and it kills and it thrills like the horns on my Sliverado grill
27. Let's have some fun, this beat is sick, I wanna take a ride on your disco stick Shay
28. And this is how it feels when I ignore the words you spoke to me, and this is where I lose myself when I keep running away from you
29. Rejected...since day one, my name is...bastard son, I've been damned...so many times I've lost count!
30. I don’t wanna meet your dad, don’t wanna hump your sister, don’t wanna do it to your best friend either

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The Love of My Life:
:iconwhitewolfiris:

Mah Ttl BFF :B Who pwns all yer @$$es!!!
:iconkrish-un:

Clubs I Doth Be In:
:iconorg-outcasts: Superior Paxvel
:iconblackorderfc: Scientist Zigfred Hamilton
:iconorganizationdlv: Enforcer Enxell and Associate Ex
:iconorg-buntai: Noob Amixx

  • Mood: Yearning
  • Listening to: Lifeline
  • Reading: Fanfics
  • Watching: My HD Screen
  • Playing: With My Computer
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: Nothing

Well That Was Fast...

Sun Jul 19, 2009, 7:26 AM
OMG I HAVE THE INTERWEBS AND IT'S FAST! THIS COMPUTER IS ORGASMIC!!!

dA looks amazing in HD, guys! I now have squiggly lines under things I spell wrong. I'm so happy. Are you proud of me Krish? * sparkly eyes* Well anyways, it's just wonderful. *nods* I'ma try to work on some club things now! =D

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STOLE FROM :iconwhitewolfiris:

Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on to others! Encourage them to do it too. You can't use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think!

Pick your Artist:
Billy Joel

Describe Yourself:
The Entertainer

How do you feel:
Light As A Breeze

Describe where you currently live:
Sleeping With the Television On

If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
New York State of Mind

Your favorite form of transportation:
Storm Front

Your best friend is:
Modern Woman

You and your best friends are:
A Minor Variation

What's the weather like:
Falling of the Rain

Favorite time of day:
The Longest Time

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
Keeping The Faith

What is life to you:
Ain't No Crime

Your most recent relationship:
A Room Of Our Own

Your fear:
I Don't Want To Be Alone

What is the best advice you have to give:
You're Only Human

Thought for the Day:
You May Be Right

How I would like to die:
Running On Ice

My soul's present condition:
State of Grace

My motto:
The Night Is Still Young

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The Love of My Life:
:iconwhitewolfiris:

Mah Ttl BFF :B Who pwns all yer @$$es!!!
:iconkrish-un:

Clubs I Doth Be In:
:iconorg-outcasts: Superior Paxvel
:iconblackorderfc: Scientist Zigfred Hamilton
:iconorganizationdlv: Enforcer Enxell and Associate Ex
:iconorg-buntai: Noob Amixx

  • Mood: Awestruck
  • Listening to: BILLY JOEL!!
  • Reading: Fanfics
  • Watching: My HD Screen
  • Playing: With My Computer
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: Nothing

Well F*ck...

Sat Jul 18, 2009, 6:44 AM
So... my computer caught the new Internet Explorer virus...

I'm on my mum's right now.

Oh it was horrible!! It started saying I was infected, but it wasn't my actual virus protection, so I ignored it, then all these pop ups, then it was uninstalling my virus protection and then all these porn icons were popping up on my desktop! Ah! It was horrifying!!! D:

So my computer is dead now.

On the brightside, we went and got a new one. It is a BEAST. It has 1TB of Memory. I don't even know what a TB is, that's how powerful this damn thing is!! Oh, I worship it. It's got a 23" screen. That thing isn't a computer, it's a damn LCD TV!! I love it, the keyborad so hightech. This computer makes me wish I was a CD. *flail*

The only downside is that it won't accept my wireless thingy, so.... no internet. Yet. We're working on it.

I'm gonna try to work on some missions here, but I'm not sure if that'll work, so please, clubs, give me some time... D:

Alrighty then, I think that ends my rant.

IN OTHER NEW!

-Krish-un is coming down on the 28th and we're going to AFO that weekend.
-I will be America, she will be England, and my lovie (WhiteWolfIris) will be Canada.
-After AFO, my lovie will be coming home with me for a whole frikken week!
-The fun stops after she leaves. I have school on the 10th.

TTFN!

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The Love of My Life:
:iconwhitewolfiris:

Mah Ttl BFF :B Who pwns all yer @$$es!!!
:iconkrish-un:

Clubs I Doth Be In:
:iconorg-outcasts: :iconblackorderfc: :iconorganizationdlv:

  • Mood: Psychotic
  • Listening to: Krishy's voicemail
  • Reading: Web Comics
  • Watching: That little 'psychotic' emote
  • Playing: Nothing
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: NOthing

Really...? Already?!

Sat Jun 6, 2009, 11:08 AM
Wowza guys, it's been a year to the day that I have joined as nolongertab! Joy!! Happy Birthday dA! =D

In other news! I saw Star Trek last night night! I love Kirk and Bones!! =D They make me happy!! Oh, and Pavel!! :B

Now I'm obsessed with this new show on USA called RoyalPains. Hank is beautiful and his brother is hilarious.

Oh, and... IT'S SUMMER! BOO-YEAH!! :'D

That is all.

TTFN!

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The Love of My Life:
:iconwhitewolfiris:

Mah Ttl BFF :B Who pwns all yer @$$es!!!
:iconkrish-un:

Clubs I Doth Be In:
:iconorg-outcasts: :iconblackorderfc: :iconorganizationdlv:

  • Mood: Bliss
  • Listening to: Butterfly
  • Reading: Web Comics
  • Watching: That little 'bliss' emote! =D
  • Playing: Nothing
  • Eating: Lo Mein
  • Drinking: Cran-Raspberry Lemonade

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